Tickets

Birthday Party
2015-06-25 15:30 - 2020-06-25 15:30 UTC | Krispy Kreme, 6935 South Lindbergh, St. Louis, 63129, United States
Why do you think that she is a witch? He hasn’t got shit all over him. Well, I didn’t vote for you. A newt? Look, my liege! I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

Kitten Adoption Day
2015-07-01 00:00 - 2020-07-01 00:00 | Winchester Mystery House, 525 S Winchester Blvd, San Jose, 95128, United States
I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? Homer no function beer well without.
